What did we learn?

[Indomitus]

I learned that getting rather severe, like fifth or sixth, degree burns over half your face carries with it neither severe pain, discomfort, or even infection.  And the suriving eye has no apparent ill effect.

Similarly, I learned that with much of the socket burned away, an eyeball won't fall out.

I also learned that you can build an underground lair, complete with a huge hydraulic elevator that would require additional foundational support, beneath an active dock and nobody will notice.  They won't ever question why one canister in particular never moves from its spot.

[RobtheBarbärian]

Or if the dock crane tried to move it, they'd tear open a big hole in the ground and see a confused black man looking back up at them.

[Tony Farms AKA Puma Man]

I learned when criminals have secret meetings, they only secure the front door.

[cfkane]

I learned that getting rather severe, like fifth or sixth, degree burns over half your face carries with it neither severe pain, discomfort, or even infection.  And the suriving eye has no apparent ill effect.

Of course, you're assuming that he still has working nerve endings on that side of his face. Cause if not, then pain, well, really *wouldn't* hurt.

[PlayMSTie]

I learned that when a woman announces that she's going to be clear and honest, it means she's going to confuse two men into thinking she's in love with each of them.

I also learned that after a guy kills your girlfriend and burns off half your face, all he has to do is hand you a rigmarole about chaos and anarchy, and you'll do anything he wants you to do.

[neeka27]

I learned that even if your mouth is half way burned off you still won't have that pesky drooling problem.

That the lead ballerina in the Russian ballet has HUGE boobs.

That Batman can fall a hundred stories into a car and get right back up but a 4 story fall onto the dirt will have you wondering if he's dead or not..

That when you are at Bruce Wayne's house because there is a threat on your life that standing beside his wall of windows is VERY safe.

The Joker in a wig and nurse dress is surprisingly fascinating.

It's normal cop protocol to keep an inmate non-handcuffed, esp. when window shards are conveniently placed.

[Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck]

I learned that you can somehow still move massive amounts of explosive materials into warehouses and onto public transportation at will despite everything that's happened in Gotham in the past (much less 9-11)

I've learned that not only can Batman AND Rachel can fall from a penthouse apartment without a scratch....their landing on the car's roof won't break the neck of the driver of the car.  Or if it did, it doesn't matter.

Also learned that neither Kevin Murphy or Mike Nelson remember Tibby from Gamera....otherwise I would hope they would have thrown that in with the riff about Batman throwing himself off the roof over the death of his turtle.

[DoggySpew]

I learned that if you want to find someone, asking someone WHERE ARE THEY really loud, doesn't actually help.

[goflyblind]

I learned that if you want to find someone, asking someone WHERE ARE THEY really loud, doesn't actually help.

i bet if you were looking for doughnuts, this technique would work.