Funny Lines X's 2

[Thrifty]

Can't remember a lot, but dubbing dog sounds over Wolverine's approach to the base was pretty good.

[Monty]

Lots of great lines in this one.   (I watched this one right after watching Harry Potter 3 and thought this one was a lot better)

Of course, I really got a kick out of the reference to my "Where do I poop?" joke from the Batman And Robin Rifftrax.  That was all kinds of awesome.

I was trying to count all of the Magneto/Cerebro jokes during this, but lost count.  It was never not funny.

Actually, I just had a pretty awesome Rifftrax marathon (Harry Potter 3, X2, and 4 shorts).  And a good time was had by all.   

[Thrifty]

Also...

Mystique:  "I'm in."

Wolverine:  "She's good."

Magneto:  "You have no idea."

Mike Nelson:  "Wow!  A screen play cliche hat trick."

Hilarious because I hate that line in the movie so much.

[Lovye]

"Can making a lot of ice help in any way?"
--"Shut up, Bobby."

........

"If only we had a guy who could somehow alter the molecular structure of water to keep it from flowing!"

[RVR II]

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The Hell's that

[stansimpson]

SOOO many great lines in this one (imo), but my favorite:

"He gave Charles a Tic-Tac."

"Charles loves Tic-Tacs."

My friends I saw this with and I have been quoting that all week, which goes on to prove my theory:  Impressions of Ian McKellan, Patrick Stewart and Ah-nold are some of the best in a RiffTrax.

And how can you not love the "Space Mutiny" callback, "X-Man Chunkhead"?  Hahahaha!

[Smoky]

My favorite was "Edward Murder Knuckles".

I liked "You shoulda killed me when you had the chance!!" - "This is just like Thanksgiving at the Corbett home".

"Happy birthday kid, hope you don't already have one of these"

"Have an awkward, twitchy hug"

And other ones I can't remember now.

[bug_eyed_sheep44]

Xavier: "Don't move."
(Cerebro activates in a brilliant flash)
"Aw, crap, you moved, didn't you?"

[neeka27]

dam's break more often then xbox 360's! [since we've gone through 2 at our house]

wanna see Mystique's pooter?!

A Mr. Bub wants to see you sir..

[Imrahil]

- "Oh, and by the way, balls."

- The litany of mutant names in Xavier's study at the end had me doubled over in laughter. The only one I even remember now is Thunder Nose.

- Bill: "Where does she keep the USB drive?
 Kevin "I can think of a couple of places."

Excellent riff on a great flick.  Well-done sirs.