RVR II
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Its Just MindOverMatter It Dont Matter I Dont Mind
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« on: November 14, 2008, 08:17:41 PM » |
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"I Like Turtles!"   |
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TheUnabeefer
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« Reply #1 on: November 15, 2008, 01:51:52 AM » |
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I spilled coffee in my lap!
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...and there he was, reigning supreme at number two...
The One... The Only... The Unabeefer.
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Rattrap007
The FBI Pays Me to Surf
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Decepticons forever!
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« Reply #2 on: November 15, 2008, 07:52:40 AM » |
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The camo guy with the "I Like turtles." line.
Also Magneto? Cerebro?
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Lemming Howard
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We are Better Than We Think.
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« Reply #3 on: November 15, 2008, 02:00:53 PM » |
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Swampcat
Eskimo
Thundernose
The Jumping Bean
The Human couch
Semicolon
Fingertoes
razorclams
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...Something... Boy
SEX man
Chocolate Rain
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Wiseblood
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« Reply #4 on: November 16, 2008, 07:45:26 AM » |
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("I'm in" "She's good" "You have no idea") Wow! A screenplay cliche hat trick!
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Jonathan_Short_Torso
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« Reply #5 on: November 17, 2008, 12:37:29 AM » |
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Never blow on another man's coke.
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PlayMSTie
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« Reply #6 on: November 17, 2008, 09:03:40 AM » |
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The bit at the beginning about the pronunciation of "X-Men" and "X-2." (If they just could have found a way to work in a "Z'Dar" joke, it would have been perfect!)
"Diarrhea is like having a man in your head."
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"There are no ordinary people. You have never talked to a mere mortal." C. S. Lewis
Bring back Bridget!
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PlayMSTie
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« Reply #7 on: November 18, 2008, 08:29:22 PM » |
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"You've gone bald, Dave."
I always enjoy a good 2001 riff, which is odd, as I didn't even like the movie.
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"There are no ordinary people. You have never talked to a mere mortal." C. S. Lewis
Bring back Bridget!
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Indomitus
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« Reply #8 on: November 19, 2008, 05:46:27 PM » |
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"It's a series of tubes!"
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« Reply #9 on: November 20, 2008, 09:30:24 PM » |
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"I like turtles" was the only joke I laughed at out loud, but MAN did I laugh...
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Nick
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« Reply #10 on: December 01, 2008, 01:49:50 PM » |
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"Ah, it's a beef activated door." |
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Killing me won't bring back your Goddamned honey!
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« Reply #11 on: December 03, 2008, 09:09:56 PM » |
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That line when the SWAT shot "Remote"
"Bury me under the cushions."
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We like it VERY MUCH!
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Raven
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« Reply #12 on: December 04, 2008, 06:52:52 PM » |
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I liked-
the bit about the nude computing in Firewall.
Nightcrawler's request for a mystique impression.
Jesus- "oh no leave me outta this"
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NYFalcon1981
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« Reply #13 on: December 12, 2008, 09:53:30 AM » |
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Personal Faves are:
Kevin explaining " wolverines do not have hair fins or sideburns like Martin Van Buren!"
K: wolverines do not have hair fins or sideburns like martin van burin
Nightcrawler asking Mystique to do impressions
Mike noting that " Dams in movies fail more than X Boxes" (I am on my 3rd 360, but as long as I don't have to pay to fix it i'll still love it)
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palehorse864
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« Reply #14 on: December 13, 2008, 12:46:46 AM » |
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Like the first X-riff, I didn't think this one was as good as the likes of The Matrix 1&2, Bourne Identity, terminator 3, etc. Not enough esoteric hilarity, etc. However, some of the best riffs weren't gags on the film as much as on the riffers. Kevin's e-mail to Bill was funny. My favorite of those though was when Magneto said "You should have killed me when you had the chance!" and Bill says "Ahh, sounds like your average Christmas at the Corbett house"
The hardest laugh I had though was the "I like turtles" line. In a previous riff, they tried to reference the turtle kid, but it fell flat because it didn't have anything to do with the movie. When that soldier pulled off the mask and had the same darkened eyes and everything, my brother doubled over with laughter and I couldn't stop laughing until I had to wipe tears from my eyes. Good job guys.
They did miss a golden opportunity with their cerebro bit, when the kids escaped and they riffed "Everybody down to the wine cellar" they should have followed it up with a reference to Edgar Allen Poe's "The Cask of Amontillado"
Fortunato!
Cerebro!
Amontillado!
And they probably should have had one "Zippo" riff for pyro.
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