Weird News

[Bob]

   

I would KILL to get my hands on a couple of those signs.   

[Sharktopus]

Soon to be featured on dorm room walls worldwide.

[RVR II]

New York Woman Awarded $3.5 Million After Doctor Gives Her 'Four Breasts'

Thursday, March 11, 2010

    Maria Alaimo A New York mom who said her botched boob job left her looking like she had four breasts was awarded $3.5 million for pain and suffering, the New York Post reported Thursday.

"I hope this will give other women in the same position the courage to come forward," said Maria Alaimo, 47.

The jury found that Dr. Keith Berman botched her 2003 plastic surgery, which was supposed to be a breast lift and augmentation, leaving her with an embarrassing condition known as "double bubble deformities."

Describing the condition, her lawyer Michael Kuharski said, "It appears like there's two breasts (on each side) stacked on top of each other."

The bungled surgery even contributed to the end of her marriage, he said.

"She slept in a different room, she's depressed, she lost her self-esteem," said Kuharski. "She ultimately pushed her husband away to the extent that he filed for divorce."

[Imrahil]

"A double pleasure, waitin' for you...."

[Tripe H. Redux]

Well she'll be getting some interest from a certain Betelgeusian ex president of the Galaxy.

[Imrahil]

Well she'll be getting some interest from a certain Betelgeusian ex president of the Galaxy.

Indeed, she's got 33% more attraction-power than Ms. Gallumbits.

[Doctor Who?]

http://www.kiiitv.com/news/txstatenews/86633452.html

Way to go Wal Mart that is showing good service!

Richard Longoria

Story Created: Mar 5, 2010 at 12:28 PM CST

Story Updated: Mar 7, 2010 at 9:07 PM CST

BROWNSVILLE, Texas (AP) - A Brownsville municipal court judge is
suing a local Sam's Club and its owner, Wal-Mart Stores Inc.,
alleging that an unnecessary customer service dispute led to his
confinement in mental health facilities.
     
The Brownsville Herald reports the suit filed last week by Judge
Phil Bellamy accuses store personnel of making a false report to
police accusing him of disorderly conduct and terroristic threats.
     
According to the newspaper, the 46-year-old judge has been
diagnosed with bipolar disorder and has fought confinement at
mental health facilities and court-ordered treatment since Jan. 12.
That's when a dispute at the store led to his arrest.
     
He contends that his First Amendment right to free expression
was violated by store employees when they questioned him about the
high cost of a pair of diamond earrings he was buying for his wife.
      ---
     
Information from: The Brownsville Herald,
http://www.brownsvilleherald.com
     
     
(Copyright 2010 by The Associated Press.  All Rights Reserved.)

[Bob]

New York Woman Awarded $3.5 Million After Doctor Gives Her 'Four Breasts'

Thursday, March 11, 2010

    Maria Alaimo A New York mom who said her botched boob job left her looking like she had four breasts was awarded $3.5 million for pain and suffering, the New York Post reported Thursday.

"I hope this will give other women in the same position the courage to come forward," said Maria Alaimo, 47.

The jury found that Dr. Keith Berman botched her 2003 plastic surgery, which was supposed to be a breast lift and augmentation, leaving her with an embarrassing condition known as "double bubble deformities."

Describing the condition, her lawyer Michael Kuharski said, "It appears like there's two breasts (on each side) stacked on top of each other."

The bungled surgery even contributed to the end of her marriage, he said.

"She slept in a different room, she's depressed, she lost her self-esteem," said Kuharski. "She ultimately pushed her husband away to the extent that he filed for divorce."

She would have been very popular on the Mars colony from Total Recall.

[LBeria]

A Cape Girardeau man made his first appearance before a judge Thursday on charges that he allegedly made threats to kill his 21-year-old wife after wrapping himself in plastic bags and displaying knives.

Joshua David Wright, 23, was charged Wednesday with felony unlawful use of a weapon and third-degree domestic assault, a misdemeanor.

Associate Circuit Court Judge Gary A. Kamp set Wright's preliminary hearing for April 1.

The victim told police officers she arrived at her residence at 820 S. Pacific St. on Tuesday to find her husband sitting on the couch, wrapped in trash bags from his neck to his feet. She asked Wright what he was doing.

"I'm not going to get blood on me ... when I kill you," he replied, according a probable-cause statement filed by officer CJ Dunavan.

The couple had an argument earlier Tuesday after Wright saw his wife having lunch with an ex-boyfriend, according to the statement. Wright became upset and started hitting and yelling at the victim in her car. She told him to go home and calm down, the victim told officers.

The victim said the weapons Wright placed on the coffee table included a knife with her name written on the blade and a second knife with her ex-boyfriend's name written on the blade. A broken wooden stick, around 26 inches long, had both their names written on it in black marker.

Officers found the weapons in a floor vent by the door of the bathroom, and near the legs of the coffee table, investigators found a small portion of the pink plastic wrap the victim said Wright had wrapped around each leg.

In his first statement to investigators, Wright admitted he and his wife had a disagreement but that he never wrapped himself in plastic, threatened to kill his wife or displayed any weapons.

Only a short time later, Dunavan said in the affidavit, Wright revised his statement.

After a disagreement at the cafe, Wright said, he walked to their residence on Pacific Street where he wrote on two knives and the broken wooden handle. Wright told Dunavan he had no intentions to harm his wife and only planned to place them in drawers for her to find at a later date. When police arrived, Wright said he placed the weapons in the air duct. Wright again denied that he wrapped himself in plastic and threatened to kill the victim.

Wright has no prior convictions in Missouri and is being held at the Cape Girardeau County Jail on a $7,500 bond.

[jewishcarpenter]

New York Woman Awarded $3.5 Million After Doctor Gives Her 'Four Breasts'

Thursday, March 11, 2010

    Maria Alaimo A New York mom who said her botched boob job left her looking like she had four breasts was awarded $3.5 million for pain and suffering, the New York Post reported Thursday.

"I hope this will give other women in the same position the courage to come forward," said Maria Alaimo, 47.

The jury found that Dr. Keith Berman botched her 2003 plastic surgery, which was supposed to be a breast lift and augmentation, leaving her with an embarrassing condition known as "double bubble deformities."

Describing the condition, her lawyer Michael Kuharski said, "It appears like there's two breasts (on each side) stacked on top of each other."

The bungled surgery even contributed to the end of her marriage, he said.

"She slept in a different room, she's depressed, she lost her self-esteem," said Kuharski. "She ultimately pushed her husband away to the extent that he filed for divorce."

She would have been very popular on the Mars colony from Total Recall.

I'm imagining this is something Tara Reid is slowly evolving into.

[RVR II]

Smelly Feet at Fla. Airport May Prompt Security Change

Friday, March 12, 2010


WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. —  Something stinks at Palm Beach International Airport.

And apparently it's the no-shoes rule through security gates.

The county airports director said at an advisory board meeting Wednesday security personnel "are complaining of odor" in the area and requested a change.

Flight delays often mean a shorter window than the airport's regular 4:30 a.m. to 10 p.m. hours provide, meaning new carpet might be a better more feasible than a good shampooing.

The county is already replacing much of the terminal tile and carpet, but nothing was immediately promised for the stinky security area.

[Imrahil]

Smelly Feet at Fla. Airport May Prompt Security Change

Friday, March 12, 2010


WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. —  Something stinks at Palm Beach International Airport.

And apparently it's the no-shoes rule through security gates.

The county airports director said at an advisory board meeting Wednesday security personnel "are complaining of odor" in the area and requested a change.

Flight delays often mean a shorter window than the airport's regular 4:30 a.m. to 10 p.m. hours provide, meaning new carpet might be a better more feasible than a good shampooing.

The county is already replacing much of the terminal tile and carpet, but nothing was immediately promised for the stinky security area.

It's probably the nasty sandal-wearing people. 

[RVR II]

Smelly Feet at Fla. Airport May Prompt Security Change

Friday, March 12, 2010


WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. —  Something stinks at Palm Beach International Airport.

And apparently it's the no-shoes rule through security gates.

The county airports director said at an advisory board meeting Wednesday security personnel "are complaining of odor" in the area and requested a change.

Flight delays often mean a shorter window than the airport's regular 4:30 a.m. to 10 p.m. hours provide, meaning new carpet might be a better more feasible than a good shampooing.

The county is already replacing much of the terminal tile and carpet, but nothing was immediately promised for the stinky security area.

It's probably the nasty sandal-wearing people. 

Like me..

[Imrahil]

You wear sandals on an airplane? That's fucking gross. Put some goddamn socks on.

[Bob]

You wear sandals on an airplane? That's fucking gross. Put some goddamn socks on.

The real reason RVR II is on the no fly list