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« Reply #1530 on: November 18, 2009, 06:14:58 PM » |
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http://www.kcrg.com/news/local/70281642.htmlMARION — Police arrested a mail carrier after she was found drunk inside a residence while on the job in Marion earlier this month, authorities said Tuesday.
Kristine A. Pflughaupt, 46, of Marion, was charged with public intoxication Nov. 3 after she was found sitting on the kitchen floor of a house at 260 Sixth Avenue, eating leftover noodles from Marie O’Kelly’s refrigerator.
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« Reply #1531 on: November 18, 2009, 08:46:50 PM » |
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I like this new version of going postal
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« Reply #1532 on: November 18, 2009, 08:54:32 PM » |
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I like this new version of going postal
I think it lacks the charm of the old 80s version. |
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« Reply #1533 on: November 18, 2009, 09:20:38 PM » |
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I like this new version of going postal
I think it lacks the charm of the old 80s version. There's charm in gunning down fellow workers and then killing yourself? |
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« Reply #1534 on: November 18, 2009, 09:22:14 PM » |
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I like this new version of going postal
I think it lacks the charm of the old 80s version. There's charm in gunning down fellow workers and then killing yourself? Ooohh SNAP!!  |
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« Reply #1535 on: November 18, 2009, 09:34:50 PM » |
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I would've figured she'd be high since she was caught eating food in someone's kitchen. Apparently the munchies can strike if you're drunk, too.
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« Reply #1536 on: November 19, 2009, 07:03:59 AM » |
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I would've figured she'd be high since she was caught eating food in someone's kitchen. Apparently the munchies can strike if you're drunk, too.
You don't drink do you? |
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« Reply #1537 on: November 19, 2009, 08:36:29 AM » |
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How do you pronounce her last name.... "flungghulpt"...?
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« Reply #1538 on: November 19, 2009, 09:42:17 AM » |
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How do you pronounce her last name.... "flungghulpt"...?
Yeah, if my last name was Pflughaupt , I would be pretty much drunk all the time. |
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« Reply #1539 on: November 19, 2009, 10:07:02 AM » |
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I would've figured she'd be high since she was caught eating food in someone's kitchen. Apparently the munchies can strike if you're drunk, too.
You don't drink do you? I do, but it's been years since I've gotten piss drunk. I do remember making some runs to Taco Cabana and Jack in the Box at 3am back in my clubbing days, now that you mention it. |
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« Reply #1540 on: November 19, 2009, 10:11:43 AM » |
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Ahahaha, clubbing.
Yeah, I remember always thinking, "now DON'T go and pig out after bar time, you just feel like crap," when I was going out.
But at 2:00, it seems like a really good idea.
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« Reply #1541 on: November 19, 2009, 06:33:22 PM » |
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The Mayans got it wrong!!! They were off by a year! ARRRGGGGHHHHHH!!! The Apocalypse |
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« Reply #1543 on: November 19, 2009, 11:52:45 PM » |
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Just as long as there isn't really a Tom Bombadil running around somewhere. |
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« Reply #1544 on: November 21, 2009, 04:44:56 AM » |
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Man With 15 Lizards Strapped to Chest Arrested at Airport
Friday, November 20, 2009
LOS ANGELES — Federal officials say they arrested a man who strapped 15 live lizards to his chest to get through customs at Los Angeles International Airport.
The U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service said Friday that 40-year-old Michael Plank of Lomita, Calif., was returning from Australia when U.S. Customs agents found two geckos, two monitor lizards and 11 skinks — another type of lizard — fastened to his body Tuesday.
Plank has been released on $10,000 bond and will be arraigned in federal court on Dec. 21.
Authorities say the lizards' value totals more than $8,500. All Australian reptiles are strictly regulated and Plank did not have a permit for them.
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