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« Reply #255 on: October 17, 2008, 08:56:22 AM » |
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My name is Leslie Anne Levine
My mother birthed me down a dry ravine
My mother birthed me far too soon
Born at nine and dead at noon.
"Leslie Anne Levine", the Decemberists
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Bonhead #3 fs!! Because it's a burger and a donut. That's why.  |
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« Reply #256 on: October 18, 2008, 08:49:28 PM » |
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George Sr.: Maybe it was the eleven months he spent in the womb. The doctor said there were claw marks on the walls of her uterus. But he was her "miracle baby." And I — I was just too burnt out on raising you guys to care. So ... he turned out a little soft, you know... a little doughy... I dunno. Maybe it was my fault. Maybe. Maybe I just ignored the guy.
Buster: *yawn* Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we?
Arrested Development, "Bringing up Buster"
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« Reply #257 on: October 18, 2008, 10:07:01 PM » |
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"Oh, Tobias. You blowhard!"
--Tobias, "Arrested Development"
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« Reply #258 on: October 20, 2008, 07:22:27 AM » |
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Yakko: the answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind
Wakko: except in New Jersey, where what's blowing in the wind smells funny
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Einstein: Time. Crichton: Flies. Einstein: Time. Crichton: Bandits. Einstein: Time. Crichton: Wounds all heals. Einstein: Time. Crichton: Rosemary and... Einstein: Time. Crichton: Time ends
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« Reply #259 on: October 20, 2008, 07:26:44 AM » |
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"The curtain rises on a vast primitive wasteland, not unlike certain parts of New Jersey.”
- Woody Allen
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« Reply #260 on: October 20, 2008, 12:32:21 PM » |
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"I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up."
- Groucho Marx
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Dammit, Maverick! Why don't you play by the rules?!
"Joel, what's a Harringway?"
"About a pound."
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« Reply #261 on: October 20, 2008, 12:36:40 PM » |
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Women should be obscene and not heard. ~ Gabe Kaplan as Grouch Marx
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Einstein: Time. Crichton: Flies. Einstein: Time. Crichton: Bandits. Einstein: Time. Crichton: Wounds all heals. Einstein: Time. Crichton: Rosemary and... Einstein: Time. Crichton: Time ends
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« Reply #262 on: October 20, 2008, 02:26:58 PM » |
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"It's the Gabe Kaplan brigade!"
--"Prince of Space," MST3k
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« Reply #263 on: October 20, 2008, 04:16:57 PM » |
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"HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!"
The Phantom of Krankor
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« Reply #264 on: October 21, 2008, 09:32:28 AM » |
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'I've always thought that a big laugh is a really loud noise from the soul saying, "Ain't that the truth." ~Quincy Jones
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« Reply #265 on: October 21, 2008, 11:33:42 AM » |
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A day without laughter is a day wasted.
- Charlie Chaplin
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Dammit, Maverick! Why don't you play by the rules?!
"Joel, what's a Harringway?"
"About a pound."
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« Reply #266 on: October 21, 2008, 04:48:32 PM » |
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"Stupid people, who do not know how to laugh, are always pompous and self-conceited; that is, ungentle, uncharitable, unchristian."
- William Makepeace Thackeray
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« Reply #267 on: December 02, 2008, 01:00:33 PM » |
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"You can't fix stupid."
~ Ron White
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LBeria
The FBI Pays Me to Surf
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$37.95 for this crap?? Landfill, here I come!
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« Reply #268 on: December 02, 2008, 04:49:10 PM » |
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"I don't think so, Scooter..."
-- Ron White
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You're such a survivalist gun nut. Only the good die young...but most people are morally ambiguous which explains our random dying patterns. -- Tom Servo |
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Tripe H. Redux
Tells No Tales
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Do you really want to hurt me?
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« Reply #269 on: December 02, 2008, 04:53:36 PM » |
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"According to my interview notes, though, it appears that Mr. Libby said little more than that the assessments of the classified estimate were even stronger than those in the unclassified version."
- Judith Miller
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