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« Reply #240 on: September 19, 2009, 08:22:28 PM » |
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"Goddamn it, that's not all!
Because if those things get down here, then that will be all!
Then all this! [Holds up papers]
This bullshit that you think is so important! [Throws papers]
You can just kiss all that goodbye!" -Ellen Ripley, Aliens
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"You were deceived."-Star Wars:The Old Republic Cinematic Trailer
They speak English in Hell?! Say Hell again! Say Hell again! I dare you, I double dare you!
Well boo-hoo-hoo. Hell-loving Reptoid asshats...
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THE QUEEN!!!
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« Reply #241 on: September 20, 2009, 05:20:02 PM » |
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"Big Johnny Brain Jones Peach Bit Bill Boon Crocket
Walked through the west with a peach pit in his pocket
Oh he stood as high as the ankle of a bear
And he planted those peach pits everywhere
Yes he planted them til his arm ached in its socket"
---Pinky and the Brain, episode "A Legendary Tail"
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« Reply #242 on: September 21, 2009, 08:10:15 PM » |
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Dorothy Spinner: What'll I do, Danny?
Danny the Street: "I wish I knew Dorothy dear. Sometimes you just have to throw your lallies in the air and admit defeat. That's not the way we do things around here mind you."
- Doom Patrol #60
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THE QUEEN!!!
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« Reply #243 on: October 02, 2009, 02:24:53 PM » |
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Entirely from memory:
"So you sacked the cocky khaki kicky sack sock plucker?"
"The second cocky khaki kicky saock sock plucker I sacked since the sixth sitting sheet slitter got sick"
----Pinky and the Brain episode "You Said a Mouseful"
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« Reply #244 on: October 07, 2009, 07:24:25 PM » |
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Superman: Bizarro? Come on out and show yourself! I want an explanation for this!
Bizarro: Ha! That easy! It am part of genius Bizarro self-improvement plan!
Superman: Bizarro--?
Bizarro: See, me suddenly realize that me am not perfect imperfect duplicate! Maybe me not trying hard enough. Example: When your planet Krypton blow up by accident, you am coming to Earth as baby, so me decide to blow up the whole Bizarro world on purpose and come to Earth as adult!
Superman: The Bizarro world? Blown up?!
Bizarro: Th-that right! HA HA! Pretty imperfect ,huh?
Superman: Bizarro... what's happened to you? I can't believe you've really destroyed your homeworld!
Bizarro: Ha! That am only beginning! Next, me realize that Superman never kill, so me kill lots of people! Them very greatful! Scream with happiness!
Superman: Killed people? Oh, merciful Rao...
Bizarro: ...But then me finally understand what me need to be perfect imperfect duplicate: It am blue kryptonite meteor that me carry in lead case for good luck! See... you am alive Superman... and if me am perfect imperfect duplicate, then me have to be... h-have to be...
Superman: Bizarro!
Bizarro: Uh... everything, him go dark... Hello, Superman. Hello.
- "Whatever Happened to the Man of Tomorrow"
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« Reply #245 on: October 08, 2009, 02:07:55 AM » |
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Pinky & the Brain episode [don't remember which one]:
Getting into a plane that they are about to fly...
Pinky: Are we going to push it to the edge of the envelope?
Brain: No, Pinky. We may, however, reach the sticky part!
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Captain Joe
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« Reply #246 on: November 20, 2009, 12:31:45 AM » |
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"No Kirk. The game's not over." -Khan, Star Trek II:The Wrath of Khan
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"You were deceived."-Star Wars:The Old Republic Cinematic Trailer
They speak English in Hell?! Say Hell again! Say Hell again! I dare you, I double dare you!
Well boo-hoo-hoo. Hell-loving Reptoid asshats...
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« Reply #247 on: November 24, 2009, 07:23:57 PM » |
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(on being bald)
Jill: David, I accept you, but I don't accept the choice that you've made.
David: It wasn't a choice. God made me this way.
Jill: Then I reject God.
-Mr. Show
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« Reply #248 on: November 25, 2009, 10:50:35 AM » |
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"Going on a year now I ain't had nothing twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries!" Kaylee, Serenity
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Do you really want to hurt me?
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« Reply #249 on: November 26, 2009, 07:07:45 AM » |
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| Camp Children: | Eat us!
Hey, its Thanksgiving Day!
Eat us, we make a nice buffet!
We lost the race with Farmer Ed, eat us 'cause we're good and dead.
White man or red man from east, north or south,
Chop off our legs, and put 'em in your mouth! | | Turkey: | Eat me! | | Camp Children: | Sautéed or barbecued! | | Turkey: | Eat me! | | Camp Children: | We once were pets but now we're food!
We won't stay fresh for very long!
So eat us before we finish this song!
Eat us before we finish this song! |
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« Reply #250 on: November 27, 2009, 01:41:48 PM » |
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The man who said "I'd rather be lucky than good" saw deeply into life. People are afraid to face how great a part of life is dependent on luck. It's scary to think so much is out of one's control. There are moments in a match when the ball hits the top of the net, and for a split second, it can either go forward or fall back. With a little luck, it goes forward, and you win. Or maybe it doesn't, and you lose.
- Chris Wilton, Match Point
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« Reply #251 on: December 13, 2009, 10:40:27 PM » |
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"Hey Janelle, what's wrong with Wolfie? I can hear him barking. Is he okay?"- T-800 impersonating John Connor, T2:Judgment Day
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"You were deceived."-Star Wars:The Old Republic Cinematic Trailer
They speak English in Hell?! Say Hell again! Say Hell again! I dare you, I double dare you!
Well boo-hoo-hoo. Hell-loving Reptoid asshats...
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« Reply #252 on: December 16, 2009, 08:03:29 PM » |
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"Oh, and the glory, don't forget that. There's a life-size bronze statue of you standing out there somewhere. It's probably turned green by now; nobody can read the nameplate. But never let it be said that we forget our heroes."
-Captain Taylor, Planet of the Apes
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« Reply #253 on: December 16, 2009, 10:37:30 PM » |
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Hiya kids. Here is an important message from your Uncle Bill. Don't buy drugs. Become a pop star, and they give you them for free!
- Billy Mack
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« Reply #254 on: December 17, 2009, 11:07:11 AM » |
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"If "ifs" and "buts" were candy and nuts, wouldn't it be a Merry Christmas?"
Don Meredith
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